Happy new year!
I hope you will receive the new year, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only:
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way–in short, the period was so. far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
– A Tale of Two Cities, Charles Dickens
See here. I will not make fun of it because, well, its too easy. But I am wondering about one thing – why dont politicians ever say when asked a question – “Ok. Let me think about it for 20 seconds…” and then give an answer,
This is kind of strange if you think about it, because we do it all the time – we dont expect to have even remotely reasonable answers on the spot for all questions without well, thinking about them (or pretending to think about them).
And this interview was not live, so its really something else than being put on the spot. The funny thing is that if SP asked for time out to think about the question it would have depicted her as a more serious person, which is anyway to her advantage.
Update: Even more Q & A with Sarah Palin.
Is here. Remember, if you latex them, they will come…
From here.
Dear American:
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
You might have heard that life is but a cabaret. I completely reject this point of view. If life is a cabaret, where is the singing? Where is the dancing? Where is the artistic desperation involved? No. After careful inspection one has to reject this vile assertion.
No. Life is a circus. Especially if the aborigines are playing in democracy and pretending to have elections. The show can be quite amusing at times. Consider for example the following article.
Of course, some people claim that life is but a mooseburger, but thats just fail to meet the facts on the ground. Even if the mooseburger had a refueling stop in Ireland.
(This topic is getting kind of old by now.)
As you know, Google has more phds working for it than a dog has fleas. But it seem like the fleas are more useful to the dog than the phds are for google. Google anonymization technique? You know, the one they had groundbreakingly decided to use after 9 months instead of 18 months…
Are you ready?
The anonymization technique is replacing the last 8 bits of your IP address by zeros. I kid you not.
Well. Well. Well. I guess thats the best google can do. Funny, and I thought some of the people working in google (especially some of the “non”-phds) were really really smart. My mistake – so sorry…
Google still wants to do right, but not right now… Do no evil my foot.
My SODA submission got rejected. So it goes…