Jul 30 2009
Is Barack Obama the Antichrist?
I just ran across a very convincing proof on youtube that Obama might be the Antichrist.
Invigorated by the new general proof technique, I think I came up with a proof that the Antichrist is in fact a cucumber. Who would have believed that the Antichrist would turn out to be a cucumber???
The proof goes as follows: By taking the relevant sentence from the Book of Bucky (one of the lost books of the Bible), translating it into Pashto and from there into colloquial Klingonian, and then into Aramaic. The resulting text, sounds like “The Antichrist is a cucumber” (naturally, you have to read the text backward [since Aramaic is the ancient Hebrew and it goes in the wrong direction from right to left]) if it is read by a native of south Dakota.
All cucumbers must immediately be crucified! Show no mercy!
