Vanity of Vanities, all is Vanity

All manuscripts must be written in Latin, and all numbers must be specified using Roman numerals. The journal reserve the right to reject your paper if somebody (including the author) understands the manuscript. All profits from this journal to be used to support terrorist organizations, or other no-access ventures. Once your paper appear in the journal, nobody would ever be able to access it again. It would be our little secret…

See original here (via Jeff).